Emerson Says...

"Now I have more hair than Dad!"

Thanks A Lot Dad!

Mom got home from shopping today and told me that I had my onesie on backwards. Don't you think I would have switched it around if I was able to dress myself? Thanks for embarrassing me dad. I think I'll be happier just being in the nudes from now on...

Are you serious dad?

I mean....really?

C'mon, you're killing me here...don't you see the tag?

Finally...peace at last!

I Need My Beauty Sleep...

Well, I'm finally sleeping consistently 6 to 8 hours during the night. Must be because I've passed the 15 pound threshold. Today was also my first full day of daycare. Man, now I have to entertain new people all day long beginning next week. I'm going to be even more tired than normal. Please only wake me up to eat.

Thanks Mom and Dad.
Emers

Wow, this is comfortable...



Shhhh....

Like mother, like son! (Turn up the volume on this one)

2-Month Checkup Results: Passed with Flying Colors!

Wow are my legs sore. If it wasn't for those Hot Wheels band-aids that the nurse gave me after those three shots, I'd be really upset. Wait a minute, does crying all night count as being really upset? Then, I guess I was. Seriously though, I was only upset until about 11:30 and then I calmed down and slept through the whole night. Mom and Dad like it when I do that, not really sure why. To get back to the topic, I checked out A-OK. The doctor says I don't look or act like a 2-month-old. He thinks I'm advanced...I must get that from Dad. Check out my stats below!

1. 90th percentile in length
2. 90th percentile in head size (must be my smartness)
3. 95th percentile in weight (is it time to eat again?)

Talk about overachieving! Okay, now I'm pretty sure it's time to eat again so bye for now!

Emerson Potter and the Curse of the Froggy Hat

"Emerson Potter, take off that froggy hat this instance! Bollocks, it's cursed! It's even enough to scare Hagrid, the half-giant! May I add, however, I do very much enjoy your spectacles. They were a spot-on choice and cute enough to make any Mum cry."

Goooooooo!

Gaaaaaaaa?

There's A First Time For Everything...

Hi little people! Wow, what a week of firsts. First formula feeding, first wedding and first party with baby friends! It's fun to be a newbie...

I slept like a baby throughout the whole wedding reception...yeah right! Congrats Josh and Sandee!

Party time! Take your "pick" on who my new favorite friend is!

Finally some variety!