Hi everyone. Michael Phelps here. Winning eight gold medals and flexing my muscles all the time takes a toll on me. Rumor has it that I consume close to 12,000 calories a day to keep up. Well, the rumors are true. I consume them in the forms of baby formula, stage 1 baby food and baby cereal. Happy Halloween!
I have 8 gold medals...what do you have? Bring it!
I'm Michael Phelps. I'm sure you've heard of me. And you are...? Pay no attention to the diaper beneath my swim tights.
#1 Baby! See you in London in 2012!